See, I didn't know all newborns were ugly. I've never been close enough to one that was just "pooped out" to know. So maybe that's what is wrong with this kid.
But for starters? The kid only has one eyebrow and he looks like a Monchichi gone wrong. It has to get better, because it can't get worse!
ETA: My instructor's kid could give the kids on
this page a run for their money.