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Originally posted by GeekyPenguin
Exactly! My manager jokes that I should hold a mock rush school for other co-workers since I'm just so good at complimenting people, even if it is "My what a lovely necklace" while I'm thinking "Ma'am, your neck looks like a tree trunk."
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That reminds me of a friend of mine, Judy who could compliment a hemmorhoid.
The girl with broad shoulders gets complimented with, "I bet she's really strong and works out!"
The guy with the bad haircut gets, "I bet its so easy to take care of!"
The girl with the potty mouth gets, "She can certainly communicate how shes feeling!"