Okay, I am a new mother, and I have to admit...I THINK MOST NEWBORNS ARE UGLY!
I was terrified that I would think my daugther was horrid when she was born. I knew I loved her regardless, but I was scared of giving birth to something that looked like a plucked chicken. Thankfully (and this could be the maternal bias) she's gorgeous and perfect in everyway *gag gag*

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But back to the subject at hand...Never, EVER admit you think a baby is less than adorable (trust me from experience-I told a friend in junior high that I thought her baby brother was ugly. Her mother STILL won't speak to me!). I agree with greeklawgirl-lie like a rug, and then gouge your eyes out when you look away