Visited my old office co-workers today after being MIA for 3 months. Borrowed my mom's old engagement and wedding band (because it doesn't fit her anymore anyway) and proceeded to tell everyone that me and Tim (the old not-BF) got married and that we haven't told the media yet.

I was so convincing that I left the office without telling them the truth. Not my fault that they didn't realize it was April Fools' Day.

I think I'm going to continue this charade till tonight.