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Still embarassed?
Okay its like the first week of Junior High & I am trying to be cute, as usual. All my girlfriends wore jeans this particular day but we I had on the cutest lil tennis skirt and my brand new FILA's. Anyway the grass in the area of the school is roped off to prevent folks from walking on it but as typical kids we do it anyway. I say to my friends "I better not climb over the rope b/c I may fall with my skirt on and I am not able to lift my legs too high" Everyone convinces me otherwise. So here I go, across the ropes. The whole time I'm on the grass, I'm saying "it would be too funny if I fell tryna cross the next rope outta here" No joke I said this like 5 times. Low & behold crossing the next rope I not only fell but slid all the way to the front entrance of the school. Tennis skirt way up in the air!!! To top it off all the boys yell out "safe" as I stopped sliding. I was tooooooo pissed.
Cute Kid Story:
Shopping in the grocery store with my cousin and his son after a long day of Mother's day shopping in the mall. All of a sudden his 3 yr old runs up to us with the biggest bag of Stayfree Maxi Pads ever made screaming "Daddy daddy I found mommy's gift. She loves these things. I know I see her buy them all the time." We tried to no avail to convince him that it wasnt a good gift. But the kid threw a temper tantrum screaming in the middle of the grocery store "Mommy loves these!!!!" So of course his wife was shocked as heck when she opened her gift. Yall know he had to wrap them hisself too.
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