Dear D A,
I must confess, I have been bewildered of late at the procrastination shown by the afore mentioned heads of state.
I have longed to hear some semblance of an explanation and found myself hoping-neigh, longing for them to come forward.
It was with great trepidation that I cast my affection to him, for he holds the power don't you see? I waited with bated breath, only to have my questions go unanswered. I pray it is not too late and that all will be forgiven him!
Your faithful and loyal reader,
JAM
P.S. In other words-It's about damn time!
