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I was at Disco midnight bowling a couple of weeks ago visiting some friends about 2 hours away and as my friends and I were leaving two of us stopped to let some others catch up... ne way so I'm standing there and this guy comes up to me and goes "BAM !!" and shoves a club/party flier in my face (think that sketch on In Living Color with the business card remember that ?) NE WAY.. so I'm there with this flier with scantily clad women on it right in my face with this not too attractive guy with alcohol on his breath totally invading my personal space...
ME -"can I help you?"
Him - come to the club with me.
ME- I don't live around here
him-where do you live ? I want to move there
me- laughing...
Him- you have a BF ?
Me- yes... (lying to get him out of my face)
him- he wouldnt' let you go to the club ?
me- Probably not...
Him- well can I get your number we could be just friends...
Me- I don't think so..
Him- he does't let you have friends ?
me- not ones I meet at the bowling alley at 2 am...
finally my friends catch up and drag me off and tell prince charming that we really have to go...
MORAL: if someone tells you they are involved... they are saying it for a reason...
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