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when i was in first grade our furnace broke and they were in the process of fixing it (the company) but it was taking a long time b/c we had to get a whole new system put in.... so it was the middle of winter and we didnt' have any heat- so we had one of those old ghetto portable heaters in the bathroom (we also had a wood stove so that kept the rest of the house semi-warm) so one day my teacher asked us to write in our journals about our favorite places and i wrote "i like the bathroom because its warm in there" ! my teacher called my mom in for a conference and she had to try to explain what was going on- my teacher thought my parents were like abusing me lol
my first song was "born in the usa" b/c my moms favorite singer was bruce springsteen so when i was like 3 i would toddle around singing "born u.s.a.! born u.s.a.!"
i was playing around my moms desk while she was in the other room when i was like 1 and a half.. i managed to climb up on the rolly desk chair and climb on to the side panel that pulls out of the front part.... i was just using hta part to hold myself up- and then the chair rolled away from me- and i grabbed onto the desk and hung there- all the sudden i started saying "heeeelllppppp meeee" "heeeelllppppp meeee" they were my first words! my mom runs into the room with her best friend- and she started laughing so hard that she could barelly come over and pick me up! lol thanks a lot mom
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