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One time I was at a party and I saw this amazingly gorgeous female. Being very nonchalant I went up to her, stopped...made eye contact with her. looked at her butt. then looked at my butt. then said to her, " My ass is better than yours". and walked away.
later she went up to me with two drinks in her hand (one was for me) and said, " So your ass is better than mine huh? I think I have a better chest though."
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