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Can't you go stag? I mean now you are at the point where you are asking just to ask . . and you were going to take a confirmed imbecile.
You know all your sisters right? That sounds like a good time . . I mean if you think going alone makes you into a loser . . well you are just as much a loser if you drag just anyone along so that you can be seen with him.
It sound almost like you finding a date is like finding the right pair of black shoes to go with your dress, I mean you preferred Prada, but now that we are down to the wire, any ole thing spray painted from Payless will do . . .
Hell if you are going to do that why not just hire a male exotic dancer or escort? At least that will give you eye candy and someone attentive.
Well good luck,
Mr. Sympathy
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