1. They lady who reads the program butchers preety much any word with more than 5 letters in it.
2. People come to church with a CLUB stamp still on their hand.
and eyes BLOOD SHOT RED from dranking the previous night.
3. THE SAME WOMAN catches the HOLY GHOST, at the SAME TIME, in SAME SEAT (row), during the SAME SONG, and is carried out by the SAME USHER (ususally a large woman with a mustache and byceps similiar to those of VING RHAMES).
4. There is a feminine male choir director. (I Hope this doesn't start anything. You know how "SIN SAH TIV"
some people are.)
5. And of course while all this is going on, THE OL MAN is still at the house watching football.
"UM RICK JAMES _____!"