[Erik P Conard]

Leland F Leland was born Leland F Peterson. He changed his
surname from Peterson to Leland as there were, he thought, too
many Swedes in Minneapolis, hence moniker "Pete." Pete was a
hail-fellow-well-met, especially if you were buying...
While I was on the road there were several well-hung Fraters.
I was but one. Melchert was too short to peek over the urnial
in the Kappa Kappa Gamma house to assess my tool.
Now, limpdicks, which Grand Prytanis was married (and divorced)
from a much heralded opera singer?
And, smart asses, which Past Grand Prytanis was married to the
Grand Poobah of Alpha Omicron Pi?