[hoosier]

I always enjoy reading the Darwin Awards - it's a cute gimmick that gets attention.

We need a great name for the GLO Darwins, although I don't know what it should be.

I checked a Greek-English www site, and tried a few possibilities:

stupid = ilithios, blakas

suicide = aftoktonia

ass = gaidaros

butt = bareli, bytio, stochos, perigelos, akri, syndeo, synarmologo, stirizo

elementary = stoicheiodis, basikos

pledge = enechyro, desmefsi, enechyriazo, desmevo

dead = nekros

Maybe it could be "Ilithios Award" or maybe we could find the Greek for 'dumb' and combine it with 'Gaidaros'

If you can come up with a catchy name, I think the local and campus newspapers would jump on the story:

"The State U chapter of XYZ fraternity has been awarded the Nekros Gaidaros Award (Greek for dead ass) by the Greek Chat Forum for the month of March. XYZ earned the award after three pledges were found naked and handcuffed in the girls locker room after a Thomas Earp High School basketball game.

"The award, in the hallowed tradition of the Darwin Awards and the Golden Fleece Award, seeks to shine the light of intelligence on fraternity chapters which need it."