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today being dress down day....
here are a list of the fashion violations in my office today:
1 spandex pants.....honey, your over 50- burn those pants and no, that t-shirt is not long enough to cover your butt
2. the tweety-bird t-shirt. After about age 10, you should no longer be allowed to wear large colorfull cartoon carechters on your body. (nor should you want too!)
3. brown pants, black shoes. 'nuff said.
4. men in sweat pants....EW!
5. men wearing jean shorts WITH white sneakers that I have been told get polished white once a week! (and crazy enough, this is not the same guy who is wearing the sweat pants)
6. If your button down shirt strethches so that the buttons bearly button and it shows your man nipples, you need not wear it!
7. Yellow sneakers. (and not like funky cool yellow sneakers- mustard colored ones from payless that have blacklaces and black soles)
8. any type of v-neck shirt on a male that exposes their chest hair.
9. dressing your dog to match your outfit. (yes, the ceo brings her dog in everyday and it matches what she is wearing!)
10. If you weigh over 200 lbs. do not ever wear gingham overalls...it makes you look like a giant tablecloth!
11. and finally.....the lady who is 56 yrs old who is wearing a t-shirt and is clearly not wearing a bra.....my eyes! my eyes! they're burning!
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