This might be somewhat long, but i'm gonna have to do this whole ghetto prayer request,
I went to my Mothers church yesterday per her request and they have this period where you stand up, make your prayer requests known and afterwards the who church prays for these requests. Sounds simple but noooooooooooooooooooooo this lady had to get brand new.............
This lady starts to cry and what not, so everyone thinking it's deep..........
The Church: Jesus, bless huh lode, yes gawd........
This Woman: (sighs) Lord I thank you!
The Church: Thank you lord, thank ya!
This woman: I need prayer for my son
Minister: What's your sons name?
Woman: Ron Jr. He's a goot goot boy, got a goot goot job, respects his mama, his daddy. Goes to chuch(not church, chuch) ev'ry sundy.... but he's missin somethin in his life........(this time she is about to start sobbing) Ron Jr. needs a woman........he's so lonely.........Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhohohohohoooooooooooo, Boooooooooohooooooooodyhoooooohooooooooo!
The every person in the church had this WTF? expression on their faces because like me they thought it was something deep and important. This complete fool gets up and is pimping her son. And according to my mammy, the son has a girlfriend, but this woman doesn't like the girl..........now tell me how ghetto is that.....well least I got my entertainment yesterday........
