OMG, these are all so familliar!
I'll wash your mouth with soap if you da say that again! Soap did not taste the bad!
Wait till your Father Gets Home! Where in the hell was I going at 5-6.
Dad gets home, Boy Go to the switch bush and dont you run! Well did of course, but was not allowed out of the yard! Boy did I get it as had already been told you ass will get spanked so hard, you wont be able to sit for a week!

Well still set, but moved a lot on the chair! Cheek to cheek, no comfort there at all!