[James]

So I have been in remission since New Years. .. . and had my first couple drinks since then and I feel mahvelous.

I just wanted to share how mahvelous I feel with all you totally sober folks.

Denis Miller was right, If alcohol is a disease . . . relapses are so much fun.

I mean there's Jake at the office looking all happy and fulfilled . . You ask, Jakes whats up? And he's like, I have had a relapse and I feel just fucking wonmderful . . why didn't they put that in the brochure?

All hail Sky Vodka.