[Rain Man]

Originally posted by Im_just_me
At my church, the atmosphere is Come as You Are. While the older members of the church dress-up for the service, some of the younger members tend to dress more casual.

There was this chick there today... ya'll, I tell you, she had on the tightest pants I have ever seen in my life. I'm talking I'm-going-to-the-club type pants . I saw not only her pantyline, I saw the entire shape of her panties... . I saw all her celluite and those dimples... . I don't know where she thought she was, but, I guess she forgot that she was coming to the house of the Lord...

One can only assume that some folk took up a private collection plate for this sista to buy a lifetime supply of Underalls (for those who remember this product).