[AKA_Monet]

Oh and I always wanted a dog... But I got a "pet brother", fish, the occasionally lizards, skunks and possums that visited my house. And once a "rattlesnake"... But I never got a dog.

Mom said that when I was a baby, we had a dog. I dropped my rattle, the dog pounced on the rattle. That was the end of the dog...

Now, my husband is a vet. He won't let me have a little dog. Sez he's not that secure with his "manhood" to walk a toy poodle down the street... He also sez just 'cuz he's the resident vet doesn't mean he has to take care of the dog... Even though he can buy all the meds the dog would ever need... He doesn't want the dog to go "pee pee" on the carpet...