HC Happy birthday, lil FeeFee-lite?
HC glad you didn't have to see your mommy beat the isht outta somebody for your birthday?
HC congrats on the good report card. Make mommy spend big $$$ on you!
HC toocute, the CG fam cain't just let post #1,300 go by unnoticed? I'm send you a watermelon now-n-lader, arright?
HC I'm coaching a team of (age 8-10 year old) boys from our church in our city-wide church basketball league?
HC season ain't started and I'm already breaking up fights? "...he talked 'bout my momma"
HC I keep telling myself "Tone, remember, you wanted to do this?"
HC I'mma try to get em to change the team colors to black/gold

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HC (completely unexpected but favorable by-product) some of the mommies of my players are kinda fly
HC I just luuuv fan support, for the kiddies, of course