I can only flirt with gay men. I think I was meant to be a gay man instead of a straight woman. It's tragic, really.
True Story: I was on the bus on the way to a social with a blind date. We had done the "Where are you from, what's your major, how old are you?" thing and were sitting in awkward silence. Finally, he asks me "So... do you know about me?"
"Know what?"
"I'm gay."
"OH REALLY?!?! AWESOME!"
The rest of the evening was wonderful. We had a blast, danced all night, and became fast friends. Yay for gay men!!!
...boo for always being single.
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The owl, the key, the fleur de lis... rah rah for KKG!
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