Like AOPiHottie, I am a very sarcastic person. I use a lot of her sayings, as well as...
Umm.. yeah (yes, like Lumbergh from
Office Space).
Wipe that face off your head (stolen from Parker Posey in
Dazed and Confused).
My favorite non-curse word is Monster Trucker. I am not sure where I came up with that, but now all of my friends say it, too.
I'm sure I'll think of more later