when someone screws up: "you're fired!!!"
"outta control"
"shut your face"
"yeah, yeah, yeah....eat my shorts" --anyone remember that designing women episode where mary jo is talking about her son saying that all the time....cracks me up....
"no you f'in didn't!"
in place of the un-lady-like f%$#....i just substitute "
F!!"...well, when i am at work, anyway
the word "gouge" is also a quick sub for "going to gouge my eyes out"