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Old 03-16-2004, 07:06 PM
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Re: Hey Man, You know what i did this weekend? A Soccer Mom!

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Originally posted by AggieSigmaNu361
So yeah,

I come home from work and find that IM waiting for me from one of my bros.

He's a year younger than me, graduated also, cept that he's in the SA area. Apparantly he met her out at a bar Saturday night through some friends, ran his game, and took her home.

She told him that she's 29, has a 6 year old, and her husband is enlisted. He said that he didn't notice the ring till halfway through the night(after they'd been grinding on the dance floor) and when he did he felt guilt pangs and tried to do the right thing. He asked how long they had been married and she replied, too long, and slipped her wedding ring off. More drinking/dancing and hooking up ensued.

When they left the bar and he balked at taking her home, she told him that her and her husband weren't in love anymore and as soon as she got done with school they'd get divorced. So he went through with it.

So, my buddy's actions? Morally irreprehensible? or Justified?

They exchanged digits and she told him to call her again sometime.

Like, on one hand, i wouldn't want to be in that situation, being the other guy, especially in a marriage. But, on the other hand, the Holy Grail of all hookups is a Soccer Mom or MILF type, so i'm kinda proud.

Just thought i'd bring it to y'all to see what the GC pharasees think.

Kitso
KS 361 points i gave him for romancing a Soccer Mom



Mad props for banging a soccer mom. I love banging those types of women, only mine always end up being elementary school teachers. After banging the first 5 teachers I've often wondered if my elementary school teachers were like that too.


Question: For those of you who have banged a MILF or Elementary school teacher or a soccer mom, did you initially feel like old dirty bastard afterwards? I did. After a while it went away but I just felt like a piece of shit for banging some kids mommy or their teacher. I remember having this mental picture, after one of them gave me head, of her being in a classroom and teaching the kids about the male penis. It seriously made me think of why a lot of men become principals of schools, I started thinking the principals bang the teachers from school. Regardless of how I felt initally, I agree that banging a MILF is off the chain. They know how to do everything just right.
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