okay, this one was actually a commercial, but i love it.
There is this father who works night and day trying to provide for his family, and since he works night and day, he tends to neglect his son. So one day, while the man is in the living room trying to do some work, the boy come and asks him for some money. The father looks at him and says "well didnt you get your allowance two days ago" and the boys replies "I, spent it all" so the father gives it to him anyway. So the boy goes back to the room, and the father continues with his work. About five minutes later, the boy comes back and asks his father what does he do at his job. His father gets a little upset but tells him anyways just to shut him up, then he tells him to back to his room and be quiet because he has to do work, so the boy says "but you do work everynight". After hearing this, the father replies, "i know" and tells the boy to go back to his room. So the boy does as his father tells him, but after ten minutes the boy returns with the money in his hand, and asks the father how much does he make an hour. Now, the father is furious and yells at him "why did you lie to me" and the boy replies, "im sorry, but i just wanted to buy an hour of your time.
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