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Moderator posted October 16, 2000 02:54 PM
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Hi Sorors & Sisterfriends! I didn't compose this, I'm just passing it along.
Kelli
If the Devil were to write his own beatitudes FOR DELTAS, they would possibly go something like this:
* Blessed are those DELTAS who are TOO TIRED, TOO BUSY, & TOO DISTRACTED to spend time with their fellow SORORS, for they are my best candidates for inactivity.
* Blessed are those DELTAS who WAIT TO BE ASKED and EXPECT TO BE THANKED for I can use them to slow things down.
* Blessed are those DELTAS who are TOUCHY. With a bit of luck they may STOP GOING TO Sorority Meeting and get others to quit. They are my missionaries.
* Blessed are those DELTAS who are VERY RIGHTOUS but GET ON EVERYONE'S NERVES for they are my most effective stumbling blocks.
* Blessed are those DELTAS who are TROUBLEMAKERS for they are my best wrecking crew.
* Blessed are those DELTAS who have NO TIME TO PRAY. They are easy prey for me.
* Blessed are those DELTAS who are COMPLAINERS for they are my best discouragers.
* Blessed are YOU when you read this and THINK IT IS ABOUT OTHER SORORS and not YOURSELF, for I'VE GOT YOU!
REMEMBER, DELTA WAS BUILT ON CHRISTIAN PRINCIPLES...THE DEVIL'S BEATITUDES DON'T FIT!
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