[#1 Leading Lady]

HC I don't think a candy bar sale will cut raising enough $$$ for all the folks ready to open up a can of ole Beat Down?

HC I think could make mo' $$$ with Chicken Dinner Sale or a Fish Fry?

HC I am allergic to jail so I can't go with ya'll?

HC Ya'll should know I would go with ya'll if I wasn't allergic cause I ain't scurred?

HC even though I am only a buck with no change dripping wet I can hold my own?

HC I suggest some folks to invest in Pre-Paid Legal Services?

HC I have PPL and I sometimes feel that is my license to cut a fool?

HC PPL sent a letter to my JOB since they are holding raises hostage?

HC they were like #1LL why you have to get your attorney involved?

HC I was like why ya'll holding raises hostage?

HC I don't have nuthin else to say concerning my raise?

HC my new line is Contact my Attorney?

HC for $9.95 a month is a small price to pay for the unlimited use of legal services?

HC I am glad today is Friday?

HC I going to watch movies and eat popcorn and butter cookies?

HC I want all ya'll to have a good day and post alot since I don't have much work to do?