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HC I missed you all so much with my moving, midterms, and getting my utilities set up?
HC I have a cold the week before spring break?
HC I adore my boy?
HC he knows the house rules without being told?
HC he takes his shoes off on my new carpet?
HC he doesn't need to be told to put down the seat and lid?
HC he changed my oil, checked the fluids and the tires because he knows I am going on a seven hour drive for more furniture Saturday?
HC I am keeping this one?
HC my own MAMA DID NOT CALL ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?
HC I know she was there when it happened and may remember what day it is?
HC she was chilling at our house in Hawaii, and I know they have a GD phone!!!
HC I better get some chocolate covered macadamia nuts!
HC my aliens class has a field trip, and I bet is it straight out of an X-Files episode?
HC the light in my new fridge doesn't work?
HC people in town are so generous I didn't spend any money on drinks or food on my birthday?
HC I have a few hundred channels on digital cable, including 30+ in Spanish and NO BET so I can watch College Hill and comment with y'all?
HC everytime I see the Game Show Network I think of Rain Man?
HC my sister sent me clown candy, and while channel surfing IT was on?
HC I stopped on that channel when that clown was on there trying to eat a little boy?
HC my boy slept on the floor last night in case I had clown nightmares?
HC I am so happy I can watch Chappelle show, and set reminders of when it is on so I can catch up?
HC I AM RICK JAMES Beeeeeeeeeach?
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