this guy (a total stranger) came up to me one day and said, "you ready to go?" i looked at him like he was crazy and said, "go where?"
"i thought we were going to lunch?"
"i don't know you!"
"but i'm paying and i just want to get to know you"
i laughed and walked off. now my favorite response to the question, "can i get your number?" is when i tell them "one." they sit there looking confused and i explain, "i'm number one" and usually walk off.
and, another time, i met this guy and i had just gotten off my cell phone. my phone is one of those small samsung phones and he asked to see it, like a lot of people do. when he gave it back to me, he said, "i want you to call me." i said, because i didn't want it, "i don't have your number." "yes you do, i just put in your phone. and if you don't call me, i'm going to call you" what this brotha did was use my phone to call his cell phone, which was on vibrate, so he got my number and gave me his!
that freaked me out and whenever he called, i was always "conveniently" busy.
