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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
I see BABS either working for the, unemployment or welfare departments. And when ever folks try to get an attitude or jump bad, she will ask them do they know who she iuh (is in my most fabulous voice).
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I see Babs working at either the Post Office or the DMV, because both of those places seem to be where the workers can talk to the customers any old kind of way and get away with it. And, also how much ejucashun do you really need for either???
DMV:
Babs: Neeeexxxx, ki help you
Customer: Good Morning, Which line would I stand in for a new photo?
Babs: Photo? What'chu mean photo?
Customer: I would like to take a new picture for my license.
Babs: Oh you want a new pitcha. Well damn, why you aint say so den......ova deah....stand behine that white man witt the baseball cap
Customer: Which one? Every man in here is wearing a baseball cap.
Babs: Can'tchu heah, I said de damn white man ova deah. Look I aint got time for this hsyt no maw peri-yid....I'm tired, I been on the road all night witt Puffy'nm, Choppa with his stank breaff on my nerves pick a cap on stand behind it!
PERI-YIDD!
