Klynda? Are you black?
No, my name is from Star Trek, and do I look black?
Are they real?
Yes, I was just given superior genetics.
Are you anorexic/buliemic?
Not currently, I just have a fast metabolism. And if I was, do you think you asking would make me give it up? Eating Disorder recovery is a long tiring process, and it takes more than a stupid person asking a stupid question to make people realize that they are hurting themselves.
Why are you so short when both your parents are over six foot?
I am not short, I am over the average height for the American woman, I happen to be shorter than my parents because genetics made me this way. My mother's mother was only 4'11", she thought I was super tall.
Are you still dating X?
No, I gave him back the engagement ring.
Oh, why did you do that?
Why is this any of your damn business? Why not just leave it at the fact that we're not getting married.
Did that hurt?
No, having a needle shoved through skin and cartilege feels like getting a foot rub, and it tastes like chocolate.
What color are your eyes?/ How did you get them that color?
They are grey, and I was born with them that way.
Oh, and the worst one:
You're in a sorority? You sold out, didn't you?
Last I checked, I only had to rush to recieve my trust fund, I didn't have to pledge. I pledged because I liked the girls and the values. I'm not so sure how that's selling out, since I didn't compromise my ideals and values to join, nor did I drop any of my friends. I just made new ones.
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