i fell of the top bunk 4 times drunk. once i was sooo drunk they made me go to bed and i got my foot caught between the wall and the bed and while pulling it out, fell off onto my face, knocking me cold. when i woke up i looked like i got the crap beat out of me. then, later and drunk i was acting the whole incedent out, sadly really repeating it.
then my roomate bought me a side guard as a joke. and while intoxicated i proved it didnt work on accident though. then i was drunk and still asleep aparently, and was getting up to go to the bathroom and forgot i was on the top bunk and just stepped out, and fell hard. from then on i slept on the floor.
