Are these real?
Why on earth guys who see them/touch them feel the need to ask.... do you see a freakin scar? No, well, guess what? They are real. And they aren't huge for goodness sake, just perfect.
You have a twin brother? How old is he? Are you identical?
Are you people serious??? I can't tell you how many times I get these.... he's my TWIN, which makes him my age... and since I'm a girl and he's a guy, then no, we obviously are NOT identical.
Why do you have triangle Z all over everything?
This one is my favorite from my 3 year old nephew.
Try explaining what a sorority is to a toddler.