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Why are you in a *local* sorority?
Because I like the women in Theta. They're a lot like I am and I feel most comfortable with them.
Why don't you have a boyfriend/ girlfriend?
Since when was having one a requirement?
Why are you so short?
Because I'm not tall.
Why did you let your roots grow out so long?
Because I don't want my hair to be dyed anymore.
When are you going to dye your hair again and cover up your roots?
Uhm....I'm not. I'm growing my hair out. Pretty soon I'm going to cut the dyed part off, but not when my roots are only five inches long.
Why are you a *math* major?
Because I like math and I'm good at it.
So, you want to teach math?
No. I want to work for the NSF.
Who is Dar Williams (or insert some other folk singer that no one has heard of)?
A folk singer you haven't heard of that I like.
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