Ooh, I've got some more since the last time:
How is the wedding coming?
Unless you're offering to be my coordinator, the more details I give you, the more you think that you're going to get an invitation. If you needed to know all this, you would.
When is the wedding?
May 29. And I guess now you're going to tell me you're setting that weekend aside, even though I had no intention of inviting you.
OMG! How big is your ring?
It's a 1.5 carats. Would you like to know what he paid for it, too? 
Wow, how'd he afford THAT?
He got a college degree and saved his money for nearly a year. That's what happens when you're willing to wait awhile for what you want
How do you commute an hour every day?
It's quite simple, I get in my car, turn it on, and point my car northwest. To get home, I point it in the opposite direction. And I have lots of CDs.
Is law school really that hard?
No, its a frickin' walk in the park. That's why I have circles under my eyes and a series of nervous tics. School is just so easy, I keep myself up nights just to have something to do.