YOU MIGHT BE A DELTA IF......
EVERY TIME YOU SEE A WOMAN LACED UP IN ELEPHANTS AND SOME RED ON YOU THINK SHE IS A SOROR AND WHEN YOU ASK HER IF SHE IS A DELTA AND SHE SAYS NO YOU WANT TO SLAP THE TASTE OUT OF HER MOUTH
IF YOU PICK YOUR LS UP FROM THE AIRPORT AND YOU DO THE CALL WHEN YOU SEE HER WHILE YOUR SQINTING YOUR EYES AND SHE GREETS YOU BACK
IF YOU ONLY DRINK RED KOOL-AID, RED PUNCH, AND RED DIAQURIES (SP) AND ANYTHING RED
IF GOT MORE NAILA THAN WORK CLOTHES
IF YOU GO TO THE CLUB AND TAKE A CLUB PICTURE THROWING UP THE PYRAMID
THAT'S IT FOR NOW BUT I ALSO AGREE WITH #2-#9...I THOUGHT THOSE WERE A MUST AND NOT AN OPTION
