Is that your real hair color?
Yes and I know you would love to have your hair this color. (red/auburn) 
Where do you work again?
The same place I have worked for eight months and no you can't use my discount
Can I see your ID/Do you want a fake ID?
I'm 25 people!!!!
You are in a sorority?
Just because I am married and not the sterotype... grrrr
After looking at my ring....
You're married?
What's your major?
Hotel Admin, and yes that's why I go to school here
So do you want to work in a hotel?
No, I just wanted to pay all this money to get a degree to work at McDonalds