Drink each time Tom says "oh! ..." - 1 drink
Drink everytime someone complains about a couple of people posting back and forth in threads if the complainers are guilty of same. - 2 drinks
Every time a homosexuality thread comes up in News & Politics. - 1/2 a drink
Every time someone posts about some fratboy-ish (abbreviation intentional) act and it's followed by a sorority girl post stating it should never be allowed and is a standards issue; and then a guy posts to say how honestly it isn't such a big thing and commonplace and that's what guys do. - 3 drinks!
Any time you look at the birthdays on message board index and they're all ethnically Greek names location Greece. - 1 shot
Every time someone newly registers to defend their org or bro and get slammed. - Heh. 1 drink
Every time there's a shift to defcon2 and John posts on the board to lay it down. - Join the Century Club.
Every time a spammer posts and writes the word 'greek' in there to make it hyper-relevant. - 1 drink.
Every time you refresh a page because you're bored. - 2 drinks
Every time a male GC'er alludes to lesbianism when discussing a sorority girl or girls. - 2 drinks
Every time a poster suggests they're untouchable no matter what they post. - 3 drinks
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