[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by TonyB06
HC it's Saturday morning and the babies are not feeling me?

HC I slaved over a hot toaster, making the bomb frozen waffles, and the 4-year-old turns up her nose?

HC the 9-year-old has started to "grow things" in the chest area?
HC the 4-year-old, seeing her sister, asks "where are mine?"
HC at the 9-year-old's check up, the doctor said she'll likely start doing "that thing" within a year?

HC I am sooooooo not ready to deal with this?
HC "why don't you wait and ask your mother that question?" has been a beautiful answer for me for a long time, now?

HC apparently I do have mad culinary skills because the 4-year-old is calling me away from the laptop, asking for more of the aforementioned bomb-azz waffles?

HC the black Emeril has to go "kick it up a notch?"

HC bye!

HC BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA?
HC bras and things?
HC wait til the 4 year old decides to stuff her undershirt?
HC CTFU
HC I KNOW I was not the only one who stuffed my undershirt?
HC I wasn't 4 but I did it around the age of 8 or 9?
HC the good ol days?

HC I did not know the Alphas were having a regional here this weekend?
HC RBL did not tell me?
HC RBL did you come?
HC you coulda told me and stuh?
HC I work downtown?
HC they mentioned you all on the news and showed you all and stuh?
HC there was an after party down the skreet from my house?
HC well really it's an apartment?
HC really it is my CASTLE?
HC cuz remember MY FATHER OWNS it?

HC good Saturday morning to you?

HC yesterday at lunch in my car this man approached me?
HC looking most dusty?
HC this man had baby teeth?
HC my damn door was not locked?
HC that's cool because I did not give up running over dusty mofos for Lent?
HC Reasons was on and I was SANGING!??!
HC he approached me saying hi?
HC I was wearing my NI**A PLZZZZZ MASK?
HC he was wearing some black jeans with RED, PURPLE, and GREEN VELVET TRIANGLE PATCHES ON THEM?!??!
HC ummmmmmm didn't they ban those?
HC he was like are you scared of me?
HC I said no?
HC he said what's wrong?
HC I said your fashion?
HC then the light changed green?
HC the wonders of side street downtown (oops my bad UPTOWN) Charlotte?
HC the ni**erati of the world?