HC it's Saturday morning and the babies are not feeling me?
HC I slaved over a hot toaster, making the bomb frozen waffles, and the 4-year-old turns up her nose?
HC the 9-year-old has started to "grow things" in the chest area?
HC the 4-year-old, seeing her sister, asks "where are mine?"
HC at the 9-year-old's check up, the doctor said she'll likely start doing "that thing" within a year?
HC I am sooooooo not ready to deal with this?
HC "why don't you wait and ask your mother that question?" has been a beautiful answer for me for a long time, now?
HC apparently I do have mad culinary skills because the 4-year-old is calling me away from the laptop, asking for more of the aforementioned bomb-azz waffles?
HC the black Emeril has to go "kick it up a notch?"
HC bye!