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Stupid, ignorant, arrogant bigots!
Ugly mo-fo's with jumbled teeth! And my dad's a dentist!!!
A$$wipes that cain't drive the DAYUM posted speed limit in the number 1 lane and go 35 mph on the phuckin' freeway!!! Like this DUMBA$$ that railroaded this poor chick's 2000-something Honda Civic and his chit was an "all fugged up yellow Pinto-Gremlin-Pacer-1982 Corrolla that a wheel lock key can start". Then his chit decides to blow-up on the 520 bridge in Seattle!!! I was like DAYUM!!! Fugg the rubbernecking, I wanna bone out!!! And the bridge is a 4 lane phuck up built in 1962 that is waaaaayyyyy past it lifetime--like, DAYUM--just get off the phone and phuggin' DRIVE already!!! Sorry, the 10-laned freeways of SoCal are getting to me...
And the thing that is skrait F'ed up... BIATCHES MO-FO's (Including the Queens) that ASS-U-ME and ASS-ESS that I have done something to they dayum a$$ when I got waaaayyyy too much chit to do and DAYUM sho don't care!!! Then get pissy when I tell them to back the phuck up and get the phuck outta my face!!!
I've had a BAAAADDDD HELLIFIED COUPLE of WEEKS!!!
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