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HC no one who said they were going to help me move actually helped me move?
HC my dumb azz has over 50 pairs of shoes and complained her boxes were heavy?
HC housing hasn't inspected my fire extinguisher since December 2000?
HC they will be giving me my deposit back because they cannot maintain a building?
HC I had to swipe my access card to let the fire department in when the fire alarm was going off?
HC I still wish a muthatrucka would get up in my face instead of gossipping like a little girl instead of the 27 year old BOY he is?
HC I am hoping I get practical gifts for my birthday, such as a garbage can, dish rack, and toilet paper for my new apartment?
HC I was dumb and didn't make plans to go to Cosi with Senusret when I was in DC?
HC people stare when you are struggling with a big box and stare harder when you say "thanks for the hand with the door".
HC the bishop is coming tonight and that is cutting into my bar time, which I deserve after moving everything I own, plus driving seven hours with a: couch, twin bed with frame, two chairs, two bookcases, tv, vcr, microwave, assorted boxes, laundry, and two viking helmets, PLUS a pink lawn flamingo in my Subaru Legacy Wagon, with the hatch closed and a box spring tied to the top?
HC some person who has never been to church, has no identifiable religion, and owns no bible wants to argue the bible with me?
HC same bible arguer said that Islam is a religion of hate and war, yet has never read the Koran, nor knows any Muslims?
HC I had to give up SLAPPING PEOPLE FOR LENT?

ETA: HC no one has made any comments about Jamie Foxx and his Michael Jackson looking friend in the lightskinned thread?
HC I know I wasn't the only person who had that lyric cross their mind after they got over their initial distaste of that website while reading that thread
HC I still think Solange's alleged baby is going to be way cuter than any B&Z will have together?
HC ya'll better make room in that handbasket for me?