You're making all these cracks about Canada and none of the Canadians are coming out saying "hey that's not nice" (in of course our oh so polite manner). And do you know why we aren't saying anything? Because we've heard them all before. In fact we've made these cracks about ourselves way before you did.
Come on guys you can do better than that!
But thanks for coming out anyway, eh!
ETA: I don't want to ever go to New Jersey