To the SAWRY AZZ MOFO who misdialed my cell at 5:22 AM
Next time at least say SOMETHING like "my bad or my fault or my apologies" before hanging up. Hell, I'll even take an OOPS!!!!!!!! You had betta be glad it was during my free minutes!!! Oh but I could not sleep last night at all

and then just as I felt myself drifting, I heard that chit ring!!!!!!!

Misdialing azz bastiiiiiiiiid!!!!!