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Originally posted by #1 Leading Lady
To the Assessment Team at my place of employment: I know I am the only minority here and I try not to show my true colors on the regular but Darnit ya'll bout to make Lavita Alize Jackson Jenkins come out. How ya'll going try to play us like Willie Lump Lump and nem. First, our raises were supposed to be in effect the end of January. January has come and gone. Then ya'll get MIA to the end of February and come with the lame excuse that somebody found the salary and raise document and raises that were scheduled to be in effect March 2nd are on hold until "alledged" person comes forward and admits they located the file. And to top it off you asked if anyone knows you located the file come forward to HR......again were not Willie Lump Lump and nem around here. All I can say.....is if I don't get my well deserved raise I'm going to act a fool and gracefully leave. You constantly tell me we don't know what you would do without me.....well your time is about up Assessment Team. Don't mess with my child or my $$$$ because that constitutes me to act certified GEMINI 
To Manly Beast better knows as my Dad's wife : Glad you recognized that me and my sisters aren't to be f'd with. We kept giving you warnings and did you take heed? Nope, so it served you right that we rolled up in there like some Gangsta B's told Daddy to take a seat because we was going to handle that disrespectable mess once and for all. Did you think MY DAD was going to take your side against his flesh and blood daughters. So 2 Sad 2 BAD .....Be MAD if you want to but I bet you won't be disrespectable to me, my sisters, or our children ever again in your natural lifetime.....or next time you WILL FEEL the WRATH! TRUST. You also like how my sister pulled rank and had my DAD remind you that if leaves here tomorrow you get nothing, you take care of nothing, and you aren't anylegal paperwork so Guess what...You get NOThING!
To my child's sperm donor: Everytime I think of you I want to gag. You stupid idiot.....Your not worth my pen and paper or stamp.....Just know thanks to ME your SON is the BOMB but you will NEVER EVA know this MAN! Oh, and why is your family trying to hunt me down? I ain't hiding. They haven't done not one thing for Lil Tez in 8 years so they can just put that funky money on your books because we Cool
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This whole post had me ROTFLMBAO. Girl, do you need some water or something stronger
to cool down with?