To My NEW Car: Welcome to our family. We are really happy that you are here. We will take good care of you. You are comfortable, run very nicely, and I really love the heat and radio that you provide. I didn't mind getting you 2 new tires at Wally World yesterday because the nice man who sold you to me and Hubby told us that you would need those. You are just the car that we needed. Not like that other car that seems to hang around......
To The Hand-Me-Down-Cadillac: You are VERY lucky that Hubby and I can't afford to let you go right now. You still guzzle gas like it's chicken wing night at the Bigger Jigger and you are having your little shut down episodes a little too often for our taste. Keep it up and Hubby and I will learn how to get by on one car again while we sell you to the SCRAP HEAP!!
To My Son: Momma is so sorry that she was late picking you up from school yesterday!! Daddy and I told you that we had a surprise for you. Do you like it?