I have never been to a ghetto baby shower. Most of the baby showers I have been to were pretty much on point with everything all the way down to everyone being prompt. I know hard to believe. HOWEVER
I always wind up getting invited to Junior's first birfday porty. Lawd Hammercy, I don't have enough time to talk about how toe'up some of the family members get, how much peoples wanna fight cuz somebotty ate up all the cabbage or Shakeim got too much on his plate or Bones coming up in the porty drunk again and stuh, puulleeaaassee........
