Urm.. whatever, Rudey, I have absolutely no problem with you. I can tell when you're joking, trust me. I can see the reasoning behind most/all of your behavior. Is it behavior that I would display? Probably not, but I can see your reasoning and your humor.
In sum:
No, I'm not Asian. Yes, I get your jokes. You're not the only one who went to a top-ranked school.
Do I care what you do? Not really. Do I think others might be bothered? Yes, and that's why I take note.