Not to make light of Dani's situation (I hope they catch the thief and string him up by the nuggets), but I had to report on a rash of robberies lately in my neighborhood.
Lots of people have extra refrigerators or freezers in their garages and happen to leave their garage doors open during the day. Someone has been sneaking into the garages and stealing food and beverages from the coolers.
I witnessed this firsthand today when I went to borrow my friend's van and ran something over. I got out to check what was there and I had run over a big box or barbeque ribs that the thief apparently decided he didn't want.
