Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging across the icy wasteland! It is Kari, hands clutching a thorned whip! She cries vengefully:
"I'm going to hump you faster than the speed of sound, and plunge you into financial ruin!!"
or
Stalking through the plains, attacking with a burning branch, cometh ISUKappa! And she gives a cruel roar:
"Hail the blood-letting! I look forward to hearing the lamentations of thy women!!"
I rather like the first. I believe it shall become my new personal mantra.